When I first saw Tai Tzu Ying on the badminton court, I couldn’t tell if I wanted to be her, or wanted to be with her. Is this what KT Tunstall meant when she sang about Patti Smith?
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Despite stemming from one’s shortcomings,
backed up sliders symbolize baseball’s grace.
Baseball is a failure-centric sport, you see; displayed by
backed up sliders aspiring to be standard sliders. Standard sliders are pitches
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The Seattle Mariners are exceptionally bad. Spectacularly bad. Supernaturally bad. They are one of six MLB teams never to win the World Series and the only team to never even play in it.
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We were just kids. Ball players. Hoopers. Most of us couldn’t point out Argentina on a map. Was it in Southern Europe or South America? I knew it was one of the two, but it was difficult to remember which.
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1) Do not buy eggs at Whole Foods. Eggs are cheapest at Target, but the quality of produce is much better at Whole Foods. They also have good ready-made dinners when you are too lazy to cook like eight salmon rolls for $10.99.
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